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Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground an saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could an began flailing mah arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. real FML

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On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I checked my bank account that i've been saving money in since I was a kid fir college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool an an HDTV fir themselves was more important than my college education. FML

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On 06/05/2009 at 10:24pm - money - by ExtemelyBroke (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Yesterday, I was taking a bath an out of boredom started making sheep noises . I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises . When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room...here my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing . mega FML

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On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2DAY I WAS AT A CLUB WIT A FRIEND!! A CUTE GUY KEPT SMILING AND LOOKING OVER AT ME!! HE LEFT IS SEAT AND WENT TO TE BAR AND BROUGT BACK TWO DRINKS!! HE WAVED ME OVER AND TEN SAID, "CAN YOU TELL YOUR OT FRIEND TAT I BOUGT ER A DRINK?" FML

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On 06/05/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by KL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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