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Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
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On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML
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On 01/06/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by Fred - Sent from mobile version
Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML
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On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
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On 12/04/2008 at 10:45pm - misc - by Kerlane - Sent from mobile version
Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
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On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)
Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML
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Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - misc - by bym -
Today, I arrived at the station at 7:30pm sharp for the train... which was cancelled. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:21am - misc - by RatQuiRit -
Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France
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