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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

#18692571
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35043) - you deserved it (2396)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32179) - you deserved it (4229) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32837) - you deserved it (4302)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

#18523921
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34503) - you deserved it (12316)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML

#18446136
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35382) - you deserved it (4417)

On 12/06/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Weirdo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37499) - you deserved it (5119)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

#18344232
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50295) - you deserved it (6087)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

#18198070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34083) - you deserved it (2316)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

#18182410
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33166) - you deserved it (2422)

On 11/07/2011 at 7:13am - misc - by maf811 - United States (Texas)

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43981) - you deserved it (3349)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

#17994746
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37516) - you deserved it (4896)

On 10/16/2011 at 12:22am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45139) - you deserved it (5061)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

#17969396
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34133) - you deserved it (4348)

On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

#17960202
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33856) - you deserved it (8229)

On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I was supposed to get married but we had to postpone as the best man fled the country. With the marriage certificate and vendor money. Not to mention the rings. FML

#17909341
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