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About Harshdfml : [V 2.0.] hey visitor, I'm Daniel and im a researcher. Just to clear your doubts, that is me on my profile picture and im not a gigolo. Currently at stanford but plan on finding a band. I'm a drummer, guitarist and vocalist. (hit me up if you got a spot for me :p). I absolutely love to run and play soccer. My favorite beverage is water. Yep H2O all the way. Fifa and call of duty are the 2 best games that happened to me but this time I've gotta applaud for gta. I actually wish that Harry Potter series never ended. That's pretty much it and if I've missed something you'll have it in v 3.0!shoot me a message, I really love to talk to people. I did put my kik here earlier but some butt ugly messages by various creepos compelled me to remove it. You can ask for it though :-D. (thanks for reading my crap filled description :p)
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Today, feeling lonely after my recent breakup, I put on my nicest clothes and went out clubbing with a few friends. I brought a guy back to my place, and we got intimate. It was going well, until he took off my push-up bra, then panicked and drunkenly asked, "Where'd they go?!" FML
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Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Monday 1 September 2014