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  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40999) - you deserved it (5496)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34869) - you deserved it (6868)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31547) - you deserved it (3297)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by rapturezz - United States

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

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271 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21505) - you deserved it (56399)

On 06/10/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by sluttydancer (woman) - United States (Texas)



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