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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4128
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Hannalea : Name's Hannalea. But you can call me Lemmy.
"Ya gurlz a crazeh 1." -best friend Nicholas.
Hockey, muscle cars, xbox, screamo; All win.
Live it up, drink it down.
I'm blonde, and I love it.

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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML


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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML


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On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML


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On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States

Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML


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On 05/25/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by laurenraeee - United States (Utah)

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML


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On 03/10/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML


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On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML


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On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML


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On 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by SmoothTalker (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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