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About Hannalea : Name's Hannalea. But you can call me Lemmy.
"Ya gurlz a crazeh 1." -best friend Nicholas.
Hockey, muscle cars, xbox, screamo; All win.
Live it up, drink it down.
I'm blonde, and I love it.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML
Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
Friday 12 February 2016