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HannahhBear
  • Town/Country : United States
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Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41661) - you deserved it (6002)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. 50 min into the tattoo on my back, the artist says "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML

#2373837 (251)

I agree, your life sucks (26557) - you deserved it (37713)

On 05/28/2009 at 2:15pm - misc - by thats_not_good (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML

#1976392 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (36400) - you deserved it (6362)

On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

#923 (32)

I agree, your life sucks (12096) - you deserved it (3344)

On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version