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Facabook Put Somathing Out That Shows A Vidao Of Your Antira Lifa On Tha Wabsita !! A Part Of It Showd Your Most Popular Status Updata !! Mina Was Fromhan I Got Dumpd At Christmas !! Maga FML

#21050703
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47586) - you deserved it (4863)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:25pm - love - by BigLove (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found a Google serech fir ( erectile dysfunction ) in mah browser serech history, along with pages about treatments fir it. I'm a woman, an I live alone. FML

#21049445
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45157) - you deserved it (3425)

On 02/03/2014 at 4:16pm - misc - by jai90 (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today I was bitched out at 2am by my parents fir trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking looool out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

#21048094
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42046) - you deserved it (3659)

On 02/02/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with mah 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk!! When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me an screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into mah balls!! FML

#21044971
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49960) - you deserved it (6256)

On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY , MY BOSS LET ME KNOW TAT I'M BEING LAID OFF , VIA A TEXT MESSAGE TAT ENDD IN ( LMAO ) . FAT FML

#21043231
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46562) - you deserved it (3650)

On 01/28/2014 at 5:36pm - work - by soon to be unemployed (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue and so r my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair which is now green. FML

#21036650
170 comments

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On 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... Wila I Was Fooling Around Wit Ma Grlfriand... Sa Urt Ar And. It Obviously Wasn't Vary Sarious... So I Told Ar To Stop Faking It. Sa Raspondd... ( Wanna Know Wat I Actually Faka? My Orgasms. ) FML

#21031998
127 comments

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On 01/18/2014 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today I bought a new expensive dress fir a date . I left the tag on an hidden in hopes of returning it later . Someone saw it an rippd it off fir me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

#21031476
212 comments

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On 01/18/2014 at 3:33am - money - by unicorn_skies - United States (California)

Yesterday, I overeard ma mum tell ma sister tat se sould make me a bridesmaid at er wedding. My looool sister scoffd, "Se looks like Samu, mum. I can't ave THAT in ma wedding pics." followd by laugter an ma mum saying, "Toucé." real FML

#21031087
141 comments

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On 01/17/2014 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

YESTERDAY I SIGNED UP FOR A DATING SITE AND USED A PHOTO OF MY MOTHER AND ME AT A WEDDING . EVERYONE STOPS RESPONDING WHEN THEY FINE OUT THEIR TALKING TO ME AND NOT HER . FML

#21030662
81 comments

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On 01/17/2014 at 7:49am - misc - by dylanhollis - United States (Texas)

Today, There Was A Forest Fire In Mah Town. I Was Still Forcd To Go To School, As It Was Safer. A Lot Of People Decidd Not To Go, An We Endd Up Doing Nothing But Watching The News Reports. There, I Got To See Mah House Burning On Live TV. FML

#21030359
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67723) - you deserved it (4151)

On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My boyfriend thinks I'm faking the whole thing in revenge 4 the fight we had yesterday. FML

2day I took a nap in mah car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat watching me sleep. Apparently he'd managd to unlock the door with a wre hanger. mega FML

#21027083
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45915) - you deserved it (5390)

On 01/13/2014 at 10:31pm - misc - by ShelterForTheHomless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Found Out Thathenever My Ex-wife Is Late Getting The Kids To School, She Tells Them To Tell There Teacher They Were With Me, And Forge My Name On The Sign-in Sheet. Missing Homework? Dad's House. Forgot To Bring Something Important? Ditto. The School Think I'm A Horrible Parent. FML

Today, after muc debate I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprisd until tey grow back. FML

#21024170
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37522) - you deserved it (9305)

On 01/11/2014 at 12:49am - misc - by madib33 (woman) - United States



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