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Hannah_grace1414
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 July 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1553
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66225) - you deserved it (7514)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by Damn_her (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

#152273
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On 02/27/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by wwasmer (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'll be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML

#132840
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On 02/25/2009 at 12:53pm - love - by goingup? (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

#85475
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On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML

#35636
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On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version



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