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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2876
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, mah mum got an looool electric car . It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of mah cat break as we reversd over it on the driveway . FML

#14919566
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54676) - you deserved it (7773)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

#14719810
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41391) - you deserved it (3358)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a woman cummed to mah counter an ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust an yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
302 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on wat I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was ( I farted ). Well, at least they all laughed. FML

#14211006
58 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, I was at te doctors office after trowing up 4 te past week . My diagnosis? Apparently I'm te first pregnant man . After several minutes of freaking looool out and explaining on ow it was possible, e told me e was joking and tat I'm fine, but my reaction was best tus far . FML

#13787466
149 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

today mah son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML

#13651777
94 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 4:42pm - kids - by idiot - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I woke up from sleeping at my friends house with a bunch of other people, with my waist long hair cut into chunks on my pillow . FML

#13624636
141 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 7:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke looool up with swastika and penise drawn on mah face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to mah prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at mah friend's house 4 a sleepover with no alcohol. FML

Today , I told ma 3 year old daugter to beave or I'd spank er. Se looked rigt at me an said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today I was askd to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers lockd her keys in her car. After I got the keys instead of opening the car door I climbd back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML

#13024683
97 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I was working at mah job as a cashier checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice an we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid she leaned close to me an said very politely "I'm so so sorry that I mistook u for a girl at first young man." I AM a girl. real FML

#12714579
57 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 1:52am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I Discoverd Our AOL Billing Information. Turns Out We've Been Paying Fir Dial-up Via Automatic Bill Paying Tat We Tougt We Cancelld In 2000. $1,800 Later, We Calld To Cancel. Customer Service Congratulatd Us On Bieng Loyal Member Fir Over 13 Years.

#12266156
128 comments

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On 08/02/2010 at 1:23pm - money - by Jay (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

I WAS PROPOSED TO IN A MCDONALD'S. REAL FML

#9127255
445 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I was walking with my grlfriend of a year an a half on the beach . Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes . I didn't order a plane . FML

#9122302
198 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today , I asked out mah best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on mah wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML

#8815037
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23525) - you deserved it (7769)

On 03/04/2010 at 12:08am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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