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Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML
by rejected / 04/13/2012 at 1:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by mista_sandy / 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Sal / 12/05/2011 at 1:57am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by unknown52 / 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Health
Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML
by nirvana_mama157 / 11/28/2011 at 7:51am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by weswithaute / 11/13/2011 at 1:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you will be labeled as someone with a short temper. However the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML
by blue / 09/08/2011 at 4:23am / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
by slavelaborsux / 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/24/2011 at 4:03am / United States / Money
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a mild allergic reaction from eating pasta salad. I told my mom that I might be allergic to the parsley, since it was the only ingredient that I don't eat often. She made me eat a sprig of it to "make sure." Now my face is covered in hives. FML
by Anonymous / 08/22/2011 at 10:17pm / United States / Health
by Stevie / 08/16/2011 at 2:52am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by 800z / 08/16/2011 at 2:44am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
by Leota / 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love
- Today I found out that my boyfriend still has Tinder and actively uses it. I guess it wouldn't be… Today, I work as a cashier at McDonalds. Some guy came in and ordered a $1.50 coffee and payed with… Today while hanging out with my boyfriend and two of our guy friends I realized I was what you call…