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Hannah_Huckaby17
  • Town/Country : Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 828
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

#17029350
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28192) - you deserved it (19447)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Joe - United States

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60129) - you deserved it (4793)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38582) - you deserved it (3563)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

#16908147
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9602) - you deserved it (75418)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
160 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
181 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I couldn't figure out what was worse: accidentally dropping my car keys into the bottom of a filthy park lake, or getting a fishhook through my toenail in an attempt to retrieve them. FML

#16888373
163 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by Courtney (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

#16882947
325 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

#16881052
199 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML

#16880691
120 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by Eringobrag88 - United States

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

#16879912
557 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

#16879498
113 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 10:09am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
360 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

#16877997
349 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19956) - you deserved it (31797)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)



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