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HannahMae
  • Town/Country : ocala, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 July 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 270
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About HannahMae : Hi, i'm Hannah. I love the thrill of danger, but also love quiet time with a book. I'm a country girl and a daddy's girl. I love meeting and talking to new people, so feel free to do so :)

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Today, I was giving my 4 month old son a bath. I felt something in the tub and thought it was a fragment of a bar of soap, but couldn't see because of the suds. I squeezed it and brought it to the surface, revealing my son's green poop. He was smiling at me. FML

#6651976 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (25194) - you deserved it (4220)

On 12/07/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by tubby - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months called me. He said his mom was making him choose between having a dog or having a girlfriend. I asked him which one he picked. He was quiet, I heard barking in the background. FML

#6650131 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (30430) - you deserved it (3026)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:20pm - love - by WoofWoof (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML

#6599049 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (18630) - you deserved it (1997)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

#6563359 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (39173) - you deserved it (2504)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

#6532769 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (21014) - you deserved it (6636)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by SoVeryMonday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML

#6493322 (368)

I agree, your life sucks (26501) - you deserved it (7523)

On 11/28/2009 at 11:17am - love - by moon_paw (woman) - United States (South Carolina)