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HannahFreakinMac
  • Town/Country : Oklahoma, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 March 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 135
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About HannahFreakinMac : Hi!(: My name is Hannah. Im fifteen Years old an lovin life(: Im very athletic an social :D I live in Oklahoma. If you have any questions or you just wanna get to know me contact me on here ^_^

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Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28676) - you deserved it (3135)

On 12/31/2010 at 12:58am - health - by Nickolas - United States

Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

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On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - health - by infected - Denmark



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