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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 114
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HannaMarie95 : My name is Hanna Lucey.
I'm bisexual.
I like dolphins and squirrels.
I am FUCKING TALL and skinny.
I. Am. A. SEAL!
I read FML 24/7. FML.
Add me on fb if u wanna.
Twitter sucks.
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Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9740) - you deserved it (18220)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

#19541631
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7231) - you deserved it (82313)

On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33576) - you deserved it (9956)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version



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