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  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 March 1994 (21 years)
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About HannaMarie95 : My name is Hanna Lucey.
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Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9780) - you deserved it (18338)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML


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On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML


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