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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 December 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2289
  • Number of comments : 132
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Hanban : Hello! So my name's Hanban, and I'm not active on this site anymore. :P

A college sophomore taking up Development Studies. :)

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Today, mah boyfriend offerd to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the looool car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouchd extra low and I jumpd extra hard. This makes 4 a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. big fat FML


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On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML


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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man , your a fast cashier , I lyk my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond , so not thinking , I quickly said , "Yeah , me too." FML


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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasse and contact all life that I had mraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with contact in. FML


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On 02/15/2010 at 2:44am - health - by kiriakousauce21 - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah bast friand was taxting ma about har sick dog. Sha wrota "Do u think sha will gat battar?", so I wrota "I hopa sha doas". It wasn't until latar that I raalizd I accidantally wrota "I hopa sha dias" instaad.


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On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, Mah Mom And I Were Going To The Store . I Decided To Stay In The Car While She Went In . In The Car Next To Me, There Was A Dog In The Driver's Seat Barking At Me . Bored, I Barked Back At It Until I Realized There Was Someone In The Passenger's Seat Watching Me . FML


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On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I woke up from a nap on ma new bd to see ma pone lit up wit new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out ma new bd?" as a mass text wile I was asleep to every boy in ma pone. Mark will be ere in an our , Jon wants to know wat I'm wearing , an ma ex's new grlfriend is not amusd. FML


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On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ran ovar a cathila driving homa. I triad to kaap mysalf togathar but couldn't halp but cry cuz of how bad I falt. Through mah taars I failad to notica a porcupina in tha middla of tha road. Yap, I hit him too. FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - animals - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML


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On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was working the lighting for a drama production!! In the last scene , two characters realize looool they r in love and kiss , then the stage goes dark!! I mixd up my settings , and instead of a blackout , flashing party lights startd going off!! 300 people turn around to stare at me!! FML


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On 08/04/2009 at 4:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday my brother's best friend spent the night an was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot an as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face an told my parents. FML


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On 08/02/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by jeeperspeepers (woman) - United States (Washington)

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