Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2439
  • Number of comments : 132
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Hanban : Hello! So my name's Hanban, and I'm not active on this site anymore. :P

A college sophomore taking up Development Studies. :)

Hanban's page activity

Visits<b>kjlancaster</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 4:45pm<b>theBalloonPerson</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 10:00am<b>ratman775</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 7:38pm<b>jonjonguapito</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 9:03pm<b>JennixPanda</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:03am<b>Sangogames</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 7:38pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:43pm<b>Stxsyh</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 10:16am<b>juice_33</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 7:37pm<b>Poobandit94</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 12:01pm<b>mountainmanmike</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 1:26pm<b>lafillemange</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 12:42am<b>iislix1ii</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 12:15am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 4:48pm<b>clairesucks</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 6:03am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 9:18am<b>jezzilla</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 8:41am<b>kwyjibo8</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 4:32pm

Fucked!<b>anrsoul16</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 11:02am

Hanban's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Hanban's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23085) - you deserved it (8495)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26928) - you deserved it (11056)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27767) - you deserved it (7131)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10760) - you deserved it (31057)

On 02/15/2010 at 2:44am - health - by kiriakousauce21 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33978) - you deserved it (8899)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9323) - you deserved it (33342)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39853) - you deserved it (3690)

On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53256) - you deserved it (18598)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - animals - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38105) - you deserved it (84152)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17334) - you deserved it (37626)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16163) - you deserved it (128064)

On 08/02/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by jeeperspeepers (woman) - United States (Washington)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: