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About Han_Bam : -"Know that you went in the end without a single regret that you lived and laughed... Loved and cried and followed your dreams.-

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Yesterday, after telling mah young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML

#20192265
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20689) - you deserved it (3855)

On 12/05/2012 at 11:50am - kids - by JessThompson - Canada (Ontario)

Today , mah boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

#20192047
101 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 6:29am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , ma pregnant girlfriend gave me back te ring I'd used to propose wit a week ago. Her reason? Se only said yes cuz se was worried te real fater of te baby wasn't going to stick around. mega FML

#20192033
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38021) - you deserved it (2429)

On 12/05/2012 at 5:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I dutifully attended mah husband's local gig at a coffee shop. I thus found out... through song... about mah husband's affair... in front of about 100 people. All of whom we both know. FML

my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my ritual is to coughhen other cough. This is going to be a long year. FML

#20191703
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On 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my ritual is to coughhen other cough. This is going to be a long year. FML

#20191703
88 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today..!! during a conversation..!! my boss said..!! "What...hat?" Before I could stop myself..!! I replied..!! "In the butt." FML

#20191552
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12021) - you deserved it (28252)

On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I ran into mah high school crush at Target. When I askd her if she rememberd me, she pattd me on the head, said, "Unfortunately," and walkd away. FML

#20191408
76 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 8:06pm - misc - by Likian5 (man) - United States

Today My Boss Was Telling Everyone That He Knew A Guy Who Went To A College At Which Multiple People Were Shot An Killd Recently. Being Extremely Socially Awkward An Uncomfortable I Blurtd "That's Awesome." Now Everyone In The Office Is Terrifid Of Me. FML

#20191114
122 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 4:34pm - work - by Adan - United States (Washington)

Today, after having sex, mah girlfriend left mah apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her!! What? FML

Today, I made a positive remark to the owner of local groceries store 4 employing a special needs girl. Not only is the girl not mentally handicappd, she's also the owner's daughter. FML

#20190915
136 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Vassy (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today,hile at work taking notes on a pad of paper, mah boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

#20190845
95 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , mah girlfriend showed me a print of a Banksy that she'd just bought , telling me it was an original. When I tried to argue that it wasn't , she broke up with me fir "implying she was a moron." FML

#20190801
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20012) - you deserved it (2598)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:17am - love - by Single (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today , I was riding the train and someone fartd. Everyone lookd at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

#20190789
110 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 11:04am - misc - by Banana (man) - Puerto Rico

Yesterday, I facd a dilemma . If I don't let te cat sleep in my bedroom, se spends all nigt owling at te door, waking up my 2-year-old in te process . If I do let er in, te dog gets distressd an cews te contents of te bin . If I let bot of tem in, I ave no room to sleep . FML



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