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Han_Bam
  • Town/Country : hiya
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2229
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Han_Bam : -"Know that you went in the end without a single regret that you lived and laughed... Loved and cried and followed your dreams.-

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
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I agree, your life sucks (1095778) - you deserved it (108848)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my mother told me she was going out of town this weekend. I re-assured her that I would not throw a party. She replied "Oh, like you have enough friends to do that." FML

#98981
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38490) - you deserved it (3399)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by stinker (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

#88303
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34426) - you deserved it (1787)

On 02/20/2009 at 1:42pm - misc - by caitiexob - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

#47156
40 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
34 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 10 year old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML

#319
40 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 3:53am - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27079) - you deserved it (8605)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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