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Han1156
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia , United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 December 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 5022
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Han1156 : So I've been around for awhile before boners quit sad face on app a lot but message me I'm on here religiously

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Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

#14107891
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5077) - you deserved it (32048)

On 12/06/2010 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML

#14095149
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12617) - you deserved it (72046)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

#14093222
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20957) - you deserved it (6875)

On 12/05/2010 at 6:12am - intimacy - by miiiiilk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

#14048289
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25231) - you deserved it (3241)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio. FML

#14040843
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27319) - you deserved it (2868)

On 11/30/2010 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend telling me to be romantic, I decided to make a romantic bath for us, complete with oil bath beads. After we get ready to take the bath, she puts her hand in the water and says she won't get it because 'it feels slimy'. I enjoyed a romantic bath alone. FML

#13978523
91 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 7:55pm - love - by TheCrackerNinja - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

#13938370
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24194) - you deserved it (3789)

On 11/22/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by linda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML

#13937569
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31427) - you deserved it (7382)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

#13932750
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11540) - you deserved it (23543)

On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML

#13880762
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26130) - you deserved it (2453)

On 11/17/2010 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11288) - you deserved it (25605)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in the window display of a shop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manhole on the street. FML

#13718140
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24605) - you deserved it (8028)

On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

#13678660
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7948) - you deserved it (33369)

On 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

#13655467
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17057) - you deserved it (22219)

On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)



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