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TODAY MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME ALL BECAUSE E'S SCARED OF MY MOTER. FML

#18715469
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (5101)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend yelld at me fir breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26138) - you deserved it (4933)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

today I was called by a restricted number. Te man on te pone ten explained to me in detail wat I was doing at every second tat I was on te pone wit im. I'm scared to leave my ouse. FML

#18304644
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46028) - you deserved it (2837)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

my son askad ma wara babias coma from . I told im, looool ( From god . ) Ha cummad back wit, ( Daddy said it was from fucking . ) maga FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37225) - you deserved it (19281)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

TODAY , DAUGTER ASKD ME OW TO SPELL "ORANGE". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I REPLID. WITOUT MISSING A BEAT , SE SAYS "NO , I MEAN TE COLOUR , NOT TE FRUIT." SE IS 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out te ligts and got into bed. I'm 20 yeres old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. mega FML

#17911621
303 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, mah grlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

TODAY, I GOT A CALL FROM MAH DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL SAYING THAT SHE HAD BEAT SOMEONE UP. SHE'S 4. FML

#17746655
182 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, Mah Father Spent Half An Hour Trying To Convert Mah Cat To Christianity. He Has Already Done This With Mah Other Two Cats. He's Completely Serious An Thinks They R Born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, I Realizd That My Wife Is Such A Bitch Normally, She's Actually Nicer When She Is On Her Period . FML

#17035825
137 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my sistar told ma not to coma ovar anymora cuz ar babby is looool scard of my faca. maga FML

#16861259
144 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I was slammd onto mah car, thrown on the ground, and arrestd for outstanding warrant from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
277 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I stepped outdoors 4 a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake mah 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML

#15938297
131 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by gottapee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

looool Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person fir six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML

#15321178
229 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 11:50am - love - by notthedad (man) - China

Today, I discoverd parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly.

#13990251
64 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)



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