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Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out te ligts and got into bed. I'm 20 yeres old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. mega FML
Today, I stepped outdoors 4 a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake mah 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML
looool Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person fir six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML
Friday 27 March 2015