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Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

#18715469
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28493) - you deserved it (5082)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25997) - you deserved it (4923)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#18304644
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45843) - you deserved it (2820)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35878) - you deserved it (18851)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40522) - you deserved it (7072)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

#17911621
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25293) - you deserved it (19948)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16768) - you deserved it (47023)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26523) - you deserved it (5445)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31324) - you deserved it (2869)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

#17035825
136 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36838) - you deserved it (4018)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65315) - you deserved it (3607)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML

#15938297
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25309) - you deserved it (5360)

On 04/26/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by gottapee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML

#15321178
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54096) - you deserved it (5163)

On 03/15/2011 at 11:50am - love - by notthedad (man) - China

Today, I discovered my parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly. FML

#13990251
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33732) - you deserved it (2691)

On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)



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