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HaleyRAWRa7x
  • Town/Country : that one city in the, USA!
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 August 1994 (18 years)
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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (182112) - you deserved it (25548)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62973) - you deserved it (33500)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by stpdaziandude (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31972) - you deserved it (75437)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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