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HaleyEffingMeow

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 September 1988 (27 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 308
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>MadiJonas01</b> - the 06/30/2009 at 11:48pm

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Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

by SomeDJ / 08/11/2009 at 11:34pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids

Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has known for years, except for me and my older brother. FML

by whitechocolate / 07/19/2009 at 10:05pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

by DanceOnTheEdge / 07/19/2009 at 9:23pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

by Cococautly / 07/04/2009 at 12:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Love