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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 February 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 117
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML

#20768398
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65714) - you deserved it (21371)

On 07/07/2013 at 8:35am - love - by SimG (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

#20759724
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42790) - you deserved it (4335)

On 07/02/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by dry spell (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

#20735100
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47082) - you deserved it (4788)

On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51401) - you deserved it (3211)

On 06/19/2013 at 11:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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