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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 823
  • Number of comments : 222
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HairyPunisher : I'm the Hairy Punisher. You can't afford me.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML


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