About HairyPunisher : I'm the Hairy Punisher. You can't afford me.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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Doh! This user still hasn't added any FML to their favorites. :(