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About HairyPunisher : I'm a freelance artist. My interests include: writing stories, sketching and inking my own comic books, playing guitar, songwriting, shooting short films, and I'm an aspiring comedian. I visit the site several times a week but seldom comment.

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Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML


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