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About Hairnet : Things I like: Reading (especially fantasy), my favorite books are Discworld; Night watch, going postal & the truth. A song of Ice and fire, The Hobbit.
Movies: In Bruges, LOTR & There's something about Marry
TV: Qi, Happy ending & Would I lie to you
History: Mesapodamia, Tudor era & Sturlunga era
Lists: What to do, This list & The schindler's list
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Today, I wore a bikini to the lake with my parents. I didn't know that my back was covered in bruises, and ended up having to awkwardly explain to my parents that I am not in an abusive relationship; the bruises came from the sex I had last night. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Monday 1 September 2014