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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 October 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 332
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Hairnet : Things I like: Reading (especially fantasy), my favorite books are Discworld; Night watch, going postal & the truth. A song of Ice and fire, The Hobbit.
Movies: In Bruges, LOTR & There's something about Marry
TV: Qi, Happy ending & Would I lie to you
History: Mesapodamia, Tudor era & Sturlunga era
Lists: What to do, This list & The schindler's list

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Today, I wore a bikini to the lake with my parents. I didn't know that my back was covered in bruises, and ended up having to awkwardly explain to my parents that I am not in an abusive relationship; the bruises came from the sex I had last night. FML


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On 08/05/2013 at 1:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot. FML


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On 08/03/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Myballshurt (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML


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On 07/02/2013 at 2:47am - intimacy - by lonely girl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I seemingly decided not to remove my foot from the pedal-clip of my bicycle until I had properly introduced myself to the cement. FML


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On 04/03/2013 at 8:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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