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About Haileyw15 : Im fun and friendly so don't be shy to talk to me ! I'm 15, currently in high school, pretty nice person, love talking to interesting people :D Im 100% real and will always be myself. Im fun and super crazy! I also love getting messages so talk to me ! ;)
My hobbies are volleyball and cheerleading. Ive been cheerleading for 9 years and I love it ! :)
Fav Movie: Step Brothers!
Fav Color: Pink :P
Fav Music: Any!
Fav Food: Sushi!
I hate:
Mean & fake people
Beeping noises D:
Celery!
Bananas :O
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, I called my dad at his new wife's house to inform him I was all set to graduate from community college with my associates degree and that we needed to sit down and plan how to pay for the 4 year degree. To which he replied "all a girl needs is an associates degree". Thanks dad. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 8:20am - money - by Anna (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 12:46am - misc - by knews - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. While I was waiting for him to get ready, I saw a little purple change purse on his dresser. I picked it up, shook it and heard what I assumed was change clanging around in there, so I opened it and out of it poured about ten human teeth into my hand. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 10:58pm - misc - by Rachael (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 10:12pm - work - by TheSuregeon (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by My mom - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 11:27am - love - by stunned (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 2:00am - intimacy - by PubelishedAuthor (man) - United States (California)
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by his knob to have some fun. I tripped on the floor and used his knob to keep balance. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Sorry (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by hornyloser770 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 2:41am - intimacy - by Brett meek - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by HitbyIce (woman) - United States (Florida)
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