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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 June 1997 (17 years)
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Today... while I was sleeping... apparently I rolled over towards mah fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

#20861263
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I agree, your life sucks (43213) - you deserved it (7352)

On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

Today , I found out tat te very good-looking womano sings fir one of ma favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

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On 08/29/2013 at 3:07am - misc - by Pontiacman92 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen . I was freaked out, but I followed him in . There was nobody in the room . I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house .

#20841635
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On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I Was Out Jogging, Wen I Saw A Girl Fall Off Er Bike An Start Crying. I Ran Over To See If Se Was Urt. Apparently Er Neigbour Tougt I Was Trying To Kidnap Er, Because E Ran Out Wit A Baseball Bat An Treatend To Beat Me To Deat If I Didn't Get Lost. FML

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On 05/07/2013 at 4:21pm - kids - by bet a woman would've been thanked (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

I was making teahen I smelled something burning . My very fluffy cat had putted his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur . Now I have a semi-hairles cat and a very smelly apartment . mega FML

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On 05/07/2013 at 10:18am - animals - by AussieG75 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to mah brother chopping all mah bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clerely now, the bangs r gone!" fat FML

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On 04/17/2013 at 12:13pm - kids - by my dumb bro - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY, I WAS CHANGING MY SON'S DIAPER WHEN HE SAID "MOMMA." ASTONISHD THAT HE'D FINALLY SPOKEN, I CLAPPD AND SMILD PROUDLY. MY CLAP SCARD THE CRAP OUT OF HIM. LITERALLY. FML

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On 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm - kids - by milf - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up an then clawing an biting my crotch. FML

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On 12/27/2009 at 8:04am - animals - by axwound (woman) - United States (Florida)



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