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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 327
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Haiitzmizzy : I don't know what to put in here usually, but I love to play games, watch tv shows, chill out and text people. feel free to message me (:

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Today, my aunt and uncle came into the restaurant I work at to give me a late Christmas gift. The gift was the $20 tip they left, which got divided amongst all the staff. FML

Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43282) - you deserved it (2520)

On 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm - animals - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60115) - you deserved it (5140)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML


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On 04/01/2014 at 5:41pm - kids - by derped-out sperm (man) - Ireland

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML


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On 01/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Xpload (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I noticed that whenever someone belches, I immediately think of my boyfriend. FML


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On 05/17/2012 at 8:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I let my 5 year-old niece walk my 3 month-old husky puppy while I watched. I didn't realize how strong my puppy actually is until she took off running while dragging my niece with her. My niece now has two busted up knees and chin and her mother is now calling my puppy "demon puppy." FML

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and explaining to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML


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On 03/28/2009 at 9:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14873) - you deserved it (64306)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by mikej1985 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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