About Haiflower : I'm a 33 year-old single mother of a 16 year-old. I have plenty of FML's in my life ready to share! If they get published, of course!
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Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML
by Anonymous / 10/30/2012 at 8:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
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