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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 440
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Haiflower : I'm a 33 year-old single mother of a 16 year-old. I have plenty of FML's in my life ready to share! If they get published, of course!

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Haiflower's favorite FMLs

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

by Anonymous / 10/30/2012 at 8:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous