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Today, I started my community service at the dog pound. I like animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it. As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill. That was my job for the day. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2011 at 10:15am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by feartheend511 / 08/19/2010 at 11:48am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
by imustbegay / 05/09/2010 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
by dargas / 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by apple / 02/28/2010 at 1:57pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of 2 years, expressing all my feelings for him signed it as "Forever your lover" then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked back up to me, tossed the note at me and said "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
by fmynote / 08/27/2009 at 7:00pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended he loudly complained to his friends about the annoying girl sitting next to him. FML
by anon / 05/04/2009 at 5:56pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/04/2009 at 3:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
by ouch / 02/25/2009 at 6:29pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML
by catfish / 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Distressed / 02/11/2009 at 10:51am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
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