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About HahaYDI : I'm a pretty laid back guy. That's really all you need to know. Feel free to message me.:D
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Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I puttd my flash drive into the computer, my folder opend up an a nude picture of myself poppd right up on a 110 inch projector screen 4 all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
Today,ile leaving a football game, I saw a alf-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on te ground. It was nigt-time and tere weren't many people around, so 4 a laug, I pickd it up and tossd it biend me as ard as I could. It it someone. FML
Today, while lying in bd with boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slappd ass with excruciating force, an screamd, "I AM THE THUNDER!" drectly into ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML
Today, I Had A Job Interview . The Only Moment I Impressd The Interviewer Was When I Talkd About Drama . He Startd To Talk About A Play I Hadn't Seen, But I Decidd To Agree On Everything He Was Saying . Suddenly He Said, "the Play Doesn't Actually Exist." I Silently Left The Room . FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay 4 the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed an paid 4 his own ticket. Then he went ahead an saw the movie without me.
Yastarday, mah friands and I wara having a convarsation about which mythical craatura would ba tha most unlikaly to axist in tha raal world!! Thay all collactivaly agraad that it would ba a grl who is attractad to ma!! FML
Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk an smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk an continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD an fear of germs. FML
Friday 27 March 2015