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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5687
  • Number of comments : 419
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HahaYDI : I'm a pretty laid back guy. That's really all you need to know. Feel free to message me.:D

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Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I puttd my flash drive into the computer, my folder opend up an a nude picture of myself poppd right up on a 110 inch projector screen 4 all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

#18044835
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15273) - you deserved it (58937)

On 10/22/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaymash - United States (Michigan)

Today , I had to explain to mah boyfriend y it would be highly offensive and inappropriate fir him to go as looool Caylee Anthony fir Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

#18030465
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23252) - you deserved it (4458)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:32am - love - by Miroslav208 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today,ile leaving a football game, I saw a alf-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on te ground. It was nigt-time and tere weren't many people around, so 4 a laug, I pickd it up and tossd it biend me as ard as I could. It it someone. FML

#18008863
183 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 6:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, whila raading ovar my sant application amail to a job I hava baan trying to gat, I found out my brothar had put "Hail Hitlar!" as my signatura. raal FML

#17996037
169 comments

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On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Taday ma broter put pepper spray on ma toilet paper. FML

#17987492
176 comments

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On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, while lying in bd with boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slappd ass with excruciating force, an screamd, "I AM THE THUNDER!" drectly into ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML

#17984134
158 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by myasshurts - United States (Michigan)

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I took mah friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, mah friend muttered, ( On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral. ) FML

#17952453
108 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I Had A Job Interview . The Only Moment I Impressd The Interviewer Was When I Talkd About Drama . He Startd To Talk About A Play I Hadn't Seen, But I Decidd To Agree On Everything He Was Saying . Suddenly He Said, "the Play Doesn't Actually Exist." I Silently Left The Room . FML

#17912138
82 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Lyingg (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my friends lerened that if u play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis . mega FML

#17910918
175 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay 4 the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed an paid 4 his own ticket. Then he went ahead an saw the movie without me.

#17908594
305 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 12:16am - love - by myBFsucks - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah girlfriend changd her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicatd because I didn't give her mah last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30482) - you deserved it (11378)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Yastarday, mah friands and I wara having a convarsation about which mythical craatura would ba tha most unlikaly to axist in tha raal world!! Thay all collactivaly agraad that it would ba a grl who is attractad to ma!! FML

#17856112
198 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk an smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk an continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD an fear of germs. FML

#17837739
150 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 6:37am - work - by gotanewmouse - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today... mah brothar handd ma a sandwich that I'd askd him to maka 4 ma. Halfway through aating tha sandwich... ha startd laughing hystarically. I still don't know wat was in it. FML

#17823625
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28489) - you deserved it (6721)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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