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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 September 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4179
  • Number of comments : 419
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HahaYDI : I'm a pretty laid back guy. That's really all you need to know. Feel free to message me.:D

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HahaYDI's favorite FMLs

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

#19090033
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25829) - you deserved it (2456)

On 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15723) - you deserved it (29043)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked a good friend what she thought would make me more attractive to women. Her advice was, "Don't be yourself." FML

#19073869
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18417) - you deserved it (2862)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:05pm - misc - by random - United States

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

#19000148
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43513) - you deserved it (4536)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

#18844355
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27551) - you deserved it (4669)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

#18844355
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27551) - you deserved it (4669)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States

Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

#18819686
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26074) - you deserved it (1898)

On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25820) - you deserved it (6149)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31262) - you deserved it (7605)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

#18657725
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22533) - you deserved it (2563)

On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

#18633962
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29553) - you deserved it (21202)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

#18623946
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30053) - you deserved it (6451)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

#18622040
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36630) - you deserved it (9334)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States



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