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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 September 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4138
  • Number of comments : 419
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HahaYDI : I'm a pretty laid back guy. That's really all you need to know. Feel free to message me.:D

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HahaYDI's favorite FMLs

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

#19292918
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20740) - you deserved it (11794)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

#19288594
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20977) - you deserved it (12916)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

#19281835
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27324) - you deserved it (3050)

On 03/15/2012 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

#19277494
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20052) - you deserved it (4318)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:12pm - health - by braceface - United States

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

#19277345
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9197) - you deserved it (28909)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20880) - you deserved it (17872)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

#19238857
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23371) - you deserved it (1838)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by littlekellilee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

#19231360
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22469) - you deserved it (5656)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States

Today, my 8-year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML

#19227628
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5649) - you deserved it (22265)

On 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23828) - you deserved it (7511)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

#19215354
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28205) - you deserved it (3731)

On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

#19214836
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20857) - you deserved it (26325)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34492) - you deserved it (5265)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

#19164372
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26702) - you deserved it (2005)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML

#19136346
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32570) - you deserved it (4824)

On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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