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HahaYDI
  • Town/Country : Florida, The United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 September 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2331
  • Number of comments : 388
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About HahaYDI : I'm a pretty laid back guy. That's really all you need to know. Feel free to message me.:D

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Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10807) - you deserved it (1064)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8186) - you deserved it (1334)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States

Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6735) - you deserved it (548)

On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2673) - you deserved it (9912)

On 01/11/2012 at 11:33am - money - by bobbeta30 - United States (New York)

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Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (16018) - you deserved it (3734)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a random guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (9622) - you deserved it (1980)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

#18657725 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (6684) - you deserved it (709)

On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

#18633962 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (8741) - you deserved it (4767)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

#18623946 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (20444) - you deserved it (4224)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9382) - you deserved it (2239)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439 (270)

I agree, your life sucks (4505) - you deserved it (13547)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025 (395)

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On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (7729) - you deserved it (2364)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (23055) - you deserved it (2868) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

#18568615 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (4619) - you deserved it (6913)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Nicki (woman) - Canada