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by GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack / 08/06/2013 at 12:01pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML
by Anonymous / 08/04/2013 at 3:28pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/01/2013 at 6:29pm / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Health
by father of the year / 08/01/2013 at 2:21am / United States / Kids
Today, I called to confirm the appointment that I made over six months ago at the tattoo studio. Turns out my particular artist "doesn't work Tuesdays" and that they also miraculously have no record of my appointment, nor the cash deposit I had to put down. FML
by pittman137 / 07/30/2013 at 12:29pm / United States (Idaho) / Money
by PrettyScared / 07/29/2013 at 11:07am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by mishyb / 07/28/2013 at 12:28am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
by poopiter / 07/27/2013 at 2:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by sulitak / 07/02/2013 at 2:35am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Acidic Donut / 06/30/2013 at 7:48pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/23/2013 at 2:55am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
by No money, mo' problems / 06/18/2013 at 6:01pm / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 06/15/2013 at 12:28am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, my extremely religious father visited for a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: not to set him off on one of his easily-provoked rants. She nonetheless decided to take a photo in the middle of prayer, because she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML
by Anonymous / 05/24/2013 at 12:40pm / Brazil (Rio de Janeiro) / Kids
by Liferuinedforever / 05/14/2013 at 3:13am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Kids
- Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to…