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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1997 (17 years)
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Today, after weeks of agonising, I told my best friend (who I am madly in love with) that I love her. She said: "me too, you're like a brother and a best girlfriend rolled into one!" FML

#102544
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47736) - you deserved it (3969)

On 02/22/2009 at 5:01am - love - by Reaper - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said "No, I mean the boyfriend type!" FML

#101898
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41626) - you deserved it (3703)

On 02/22/2009 at 2:16am - love - by Marleck (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML

#98933
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52896) - you deserved it (3669)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:15pm - health - by Vince (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31443) - you deserved it (434254)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

#18036
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37395) - you deserved it (4081)

On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

#5060
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16886) - you deserved it (6223)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

#1516
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17831) - you deserved it (1551)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by Youknowwho - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
367 comments

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