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Today, I was discussing the traffic with mah brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML
my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into yur stomach , the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". real FML
Today... I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late... so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored... so I decided to ask mah waiter how I looked. He stood there... then said that "it's against company policy to mock customer to their face." FML
TODAY, I WAS RIDING MY LONG BOARD. A FAW FAAT FROM MA AN ATTRACTIVA GIRL WAS RIDING ONA TOO, IN THA SAMA DIRACTION. WA MADA AYA CONTACT RIGHT AS I SLAMMAD INTO A LIGHT POLA. SHA THAN FALL BACAUSA SHA WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. FML
TODAY, I SAW AN ATTRACTIVE, THIN WOMAN EATING A SALAD!! TRYING TO BE SMOOTH, I APPROACHD HER AND TOLD HER THAT SHE DIDN'T NED TO EAT SO SCARCELY, CUZ SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL!! SHE PROMPTLY GAVE ME A DIRTY LOOK AND INFORMD ME THAT SHE WAS A VEGETARIAN!! FML
Today It Was Both Mah An Mah Stepmother's Birthday . In Preparation, Mah Dad Bought A Huge Banner With Mah Stepmother's Name On It, An A Lovely Birthday Cake . When I Told Him It Was Also Mah Birthday, He Just Grunted An Taped A Post-it Note To The Banner With Mah Name On It . Same With The Cake . FML
Today, I got wisdom taath cut out. Whila grlfriand was driving ma homa, I, still baing high on tha laughing gas, accidantally admittad to chaating on har. Sha was kind anough to wait until tha numbnass wora off bafora sha punchad ma in tha faca. FML
Friday 27 March 2015