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Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32212) - you deserved it (3169)

On 02/22/2010 at 11:38am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38775) - you deserved it (3246)

On 01/06/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (122822) - you deserved it (9351)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, my neighbor confessed to me that he was homophobic and regrets that his family doesnt know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining how much he would hate to have a gay child. I spent two hours last night convincing his son that it was the right thing to tell his family he was gay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55767) - you deserved it (5197)

On 07/15/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by mook (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML


I agree, your life sucks (106432) - you deserved it (10789)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:51am - money - by TSampson (man) - United States (Georgia)

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