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Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squrrels. One fell down mah shrt and the next thing I know I'm being attackd by a squrrel that lookd like it was on steroids. FML

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On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today...hila having sax.. . I told my boyfriand that I lova him . I could faal him go soft insida ma . FML

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On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, After A Few Months Of Mah Neighbors Friend Parking Outside His House An Honking Until He Cummed Outside, I Happened To Be Out Doing Lawn Work. I Politely Screamed ( STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN! ) To Which They Responded By Moving In Front Of MY House An Holding Down Their Horn. I Hate People. FML

#12930514
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On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States

Today, I had been working at the checkout fir over 5 hours. Slighty tired while serving a customer, eye accidentally twitched an looool I gave him a wink, he smiled an winked back. When I finished work 2 hours later he was outside, waiting fir me, an followed me to car, still smiling. FML

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On 09/03/2009 at 9:27am - work - by Pop_Pies (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I receivd a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking fir a job so I insistd he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminatd". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

#1284518
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On 04/24/2009 at 6:41am - work - by jcstpierre (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I was eating a hamburger on the streethen a pigeon cummed down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning , half of mah burger was gone , and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

#1216393
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On 04/22/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by fencernick (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working out at te gym doing squats. Tere was a girl tere tat I wantd to impress so I loadd up te bar wit a lot of weigt and began to do ma squat. As I was going down I fartd so loud tat I began to laug and fell backwards. Everyone in te room just stard at me.

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On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

Today, My Dad Woke Me Up At 6 Told Me To Take A Shower An Drove Me To School Only To Say "just Kidding, Happy Snowday!" FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I took the subway. The man sitting acros from me would not stop staring at my breasts , sohen the train cummed to my stop , I said , ( Nothing to see now , asshole. ) Then I noticed hishite walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by belladonna (woman) - United States (New York)



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