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Today, After A Few Months Of Mah Neighbors Friend Parking Outside His House An Honking Until He Cummed Outside, I Happened To Be Out Doing Lawn Work. I Politely Screamed ( STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN! ) To Which They Responded By Moving In Front Of MY House An Holding Down Their Horn. I Hate People. FML
Today, I had been working at the checkout fir over 5 hours. Slighty tired while serving a customer, eye accidentally twitched an looool I gave him a wink, he smiled an winked back. When I finished work 2 hours later he was outside, waiting fir me, an followed me to car, still smiling. FML
Today, I receivd a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking fir a job so I insistd he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminatd". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
Today , I was eating a hamburger on the streethen a pigeon cummed down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning , half of mah burger was gone , and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
Today, I was working out at te gym doing squats. Tere was a girl tere tat I wantd to impress so I loadd up te bar wit a lot of weigt and began to do ma squat. As I was going down I fartd so loud tat I began to laug and fell backwards. Everyone in te room just stard at me.
Today , I took the subway. The man sitting acros from me would not stop staring at my breasts , sohen the train cummed to my stop , I said , ( Nothing to see now , asshole. ) Then I noticed hishite walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Friday 27 March 2015