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Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

#18714310
140 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when the demented old man at the nursing home where I work hit on me, because at least somebody finds me attractive. FML

#18712372
53 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML

#18710247
107 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

#18705552
180 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML

#18698902
192 comments

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On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

#18687343
161 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

#18681564
102 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML

#18674853
158 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
132 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML

#18670300
128 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by Scarred4Life - United States (Maryland)

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML

#18663523
84 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by mark - United States

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
178 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)



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