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HVAkicker99
  • Town/Country : Knoxville TN, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 August 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 187
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About HVAkicker99 : Hey!! I am 16 years old and play football and hockey. God is #1. I would love to talk to some cool people so message me!

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Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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