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About HVAkicker99 : Hey!! I am 16 years old and play football and hockey. God is #1. I would love to talk to some cool people so message me!

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Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML


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