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HULK_SMASH_
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 110
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About HULK_SMASH_ : I like to smash, that is all.

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Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36551) - you deserved it (6445)

On 05/16/2013 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at my job, waiting tables. A fellow server and myself were given a party of 14 Bible thumpers. They left us $9.00 and a mini Bible after awesome service, telling us we did a great job. Unfortunately, Religion doesn't pay my car payment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27301) - you deserved it (4312)

On 03/25/2013 at 4:48am - money - by PrayingForMoney - United States (California)

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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