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HJKM

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1821
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About HJKM : Shy, animal and music lover. Obsessed with Harry Potter, Dr Who and House MD. My username is the initials of my 2 fav Degrassi characters Holly J and Katie Matlin. Pix is of Katie Matlin.

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HJKM's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

#21288559
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21188) - you deserved it (2248)

On 10/30/2014 at 6:05pm - misc - by wow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got sick at school. When someone called my mom for permission for me to leave, she told them she doesn't have a daughter and to never call that number again. FML

#21288116
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27290) - you deserved it (1849)

On 10/29/2014 at 11:58pm - misc - by thealaskanyoung - United States (Indiana)

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43582) - you deserved it (3291)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

#21285216
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29557) - you deserved it (2344)

On 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML

#21283210
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32837) - you deserved it (4930)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:55pm - misc - by Not so much of a teachers pet - United States

Today, is the start of the third month that I prayed I would be fired, just so I didn't have to quit because I hate awkward conversations. FML

#21281210
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24678) - you deserved it (7324)

On 10/19/2014 at 5:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

#21281207
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29749) - you deserved it (4723)

On 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because "Nobody's that happy without drugs". FML

#21280487
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37767) - you deserved it (2554)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML

#21275511
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39299) - you deserved it (2985)

On 10/11/2014 at 10:43am - misc - by Forge (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I and a coworker got bitched out and suspended by our boss after our computers got infected with a weird porn virus. It soon turned out the virus had come from our boss' infected memory stick. Did he apologize? No. Is our suspension still in force? Yes. FML

#21275140
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37568) - you deserved it (2462)

On 10/10/2014 at 6:34pm - work - by shatfjord (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I missed work for the third time this week. My dog gets lonely when I'm away and has found out how to shut off my alarm clock. FML

#21273263
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33956) - you deserved it (4903)

On 10/08/2014 at 12:21am - animals - by fckUrex - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom that I got into National Honor Society and Beta Club. Most parents are proud but not her. She told me to get a job and that she was tired of my school shit. FML

#21272922
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30736) - you deserved it (2217)

On 10/07/2014 at 5:10pm - misc - by wtfmom - United States (Alabama)

Today, I thought I was finally over my anxiety problem, and confidently went to my first ever job interview. Halfway through, the manager tells me that if I didn't stop being so nervous, he couldn't give me the job. I cried. FML

#21269405
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36805) - you deserved it (4138)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:56am - work - by rejected - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML

#21260940
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39679) - you deserved it (2397)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:56pm - misc - by Lexi801 - United States (Utah)



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