Search for a member

Offline (the 01/08/2015 at 1:09am)



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 August 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1461
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About HISNARF : I'm a Junior in highschool.
I'm joining the Marine Corp as soon as I graduate the hell I call highschool.

I hope to get at least one FML published (:

HISNARF's page activity

Visits<b>foreveralonek</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 11:35am<b>benjamins39</b> - the 05/16/2014 at 1:35am<b>tubbs96</b> - the 03/05/2014 at 4:10pm<b>amaindayyy46</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 6:57pm<b>anonymous3262</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 6:05pm<b>zChanic</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 4:51pm<b>Birdbath123</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 3:37pm<b>marinegal</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 2:50pm<b>eatdaussy69lol</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 2:00pm<b>FracturedMinds</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 1:11pm<b>Lindsey_Marie</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 11:42am<b>JoshArson</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 11:33am<b>Apex3</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 10:49am<b>xerbrus</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 10:49am<b>TheNelson3</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 10:39am<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 02/09/2014 at 3:12am<b>bcuzmylifesucks</b> - the 12/31/2013 at 10:54am<b>hawkeyepeirce</b> - the 11/26/2013 at 5:52pm

HISNARF's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of HISNARF's badges

HISNARF's favorite FMLs

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML

by Australian Lifeguard / 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

by Bad Dad / 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML

by fizzie101 / 10/18/2014 at 5:43pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

by yee-whore / 10/18/2014 at 2:44pm / United States (Vermont) / Love

Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML

by gettinghotinhere / 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I rode my new motorcycle to work for the first time. As I accelerated, I felt a sharp pain in my neck. Apparently, poisonous spiders can actually get trapped inside motorbike helmets. Duly noted. FML

by thelordofpies / 10/17/2014 at 11:24am / United States / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML

by highfive / 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML

by royallymessedup / 09/21/2014 at 11:33am / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML

by Sinnersinner / 09/21/2014 at 7:27am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML

by çapousse2904 / 09/12/2014 at 1:45am / Health

Today, someone in my class referred to the September 11th attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML

by no / 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

by Anonymous / 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

by Anonymous / 09/04/2014 at 2:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

by ihatejasonderulo / 09/02/2014 at 11:32am / United Kingdom (Hounslow) / Intimacy

Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

by embarrassed / 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy