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HEATNATION

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HEATNATION

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 117
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About HEATNATION : Certified welder because badass isn't a job title. I go to school when I'm not hunting or fishing. Proud to be an American.🇺🇸

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Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML

#20137933
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29167) - you deserved it (3533)

On 10/28/2012 at 11:39pm - love - by becca (woman) - United States

Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML

#20135378
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53092) - you deserved it (2875)

On 10/27/2012 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Monkey (man) - United States

Today, my fiancé's stepfather asked me how my teaching job was going. I replied heatedly that I've never taught, and then complained bitterly to my fiancé about how his family still doesn't know me. Turns out his stepfather has early onset dementia, and that I'm an asshole. FML

#20129656
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9714) - you deserved it (34208)

On 10/23/2012 at 9:29am - misc - by inthefamily (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML

#20129645
194 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Dinger1992 - United States

Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me for "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's not even my school; I'm a part time sub. FML

#20129237
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32057) - you deserved it (1553)

On 10/22/2012 at 11:51pm - work - by bad samaritan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML

Today, my girlfriend tried to wake me with a handjob. Because I'm a very light sleeper, I woke straight away and instinctively punched whoever was touching my dick. She forgave me, but I don't think her father ever will once he finds out. FML

#20125284
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23715) - you deserved it (5078)

On 10/20/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by nahalDZ - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML

#4952046
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9830) - you deserved it (88951)

On 08/31/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Bee (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

#2681681
375 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)



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