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HARDCOREprep007
  • Town/Country : lawrence, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 December 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 352
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About HARDCOREprep007 : my life's hilarious, i basically have wayyy to much fun and find anything amusing.

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Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30831) - you deserved it (130770)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:02pm - misc - by natty (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17616) - you deserved it (82492)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:03am - intimacy - by saddude (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442 (240)

I agree, your life sucks (54672) - you deserved it (23835)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)



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