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About HANGtheFREAK : I was made at Nerds-R-Us. My Flux Capacitor says hello.

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Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on mah nut sack. looool So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of mah pubic hars had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16823) - you deserved it (92703)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ad my car stolen. Wen te police found it, pretty muc everyting inside was missing. For some reason, I ad left 6 pars of soes in my back seat. Woever stole my car tougt it would be funny to take one soe from eac pair. I now own 6 unmatced soes an my car smells lyk sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (84446) - you deserved it (5736)

On 03/24/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by proudestmonkey (man) - United States (Colorado)

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