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About HANGtheFREAK : I was made at Nerds-R-Us. My Flux Capacitor says hello.

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Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16020) - you deserved it (90163)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had my car stolen. When the police found it, pretty much everything inside was missing. For some reason, I had left 6 pairs of shoes in my back seat. Whoever stole my car thought it would be funny to take one shoe from each pair. I now own 6 unmatched shoes and my car smells like sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84028) - you deserved it (5722)

On 03/24/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by proudestmonkey (man) - United States (Colorado)



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