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HAMY's favorite FMLs
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
by FuckingDone / 05/20/2016 at 7:08pm / United States (Alabama) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML
by NordicNathan / 03/14/2016 at 12:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/24/2016 at 10:54am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, I almost died. My friends dragged me unconcious, hypothermic and half-drowned out of the sea. A helicopter took me to the hospital where they brought me back to life. My family's reaction? "You aren't dying so we don't have to come to the hospital." They wouldn't even bring me clothes. FML
by KereKris / 01/14/2016 at 7:11am / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML
by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd / 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 1:23pm / Miscellaneous
by feelin a lil left out / 01/01/2016 at 3:35am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, after 3 months of successful business at my restaurant, sales are down the shitter. Why? Because some no-life troll started posting loads of bad reviews online. He uses different names, but nothing in the reviews has ever happened. We can't get the reviews taken down. FML
by jacobianscum / 11/29/2015 at 2:05am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/25/2015 at 12:30pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Kids
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
by WTF / 10/15/2015 at 12:43am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML
by Anonymous / 09/01/2015 at 12:37am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by lonelygal69 / 08/19/2015 at 1:54am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
by MagnusDeus / 06/07/2015 at 11:46am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by smellynelly / 05/17/2015 at 12:13pm / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/17/2015 at 1:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
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