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  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 September 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1410
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About H8rSk8r : Woot, you clicked on me!!! Sorry that\'s pretty much all I have to say because I don\'t want to ramble on and on, wasting your time, when you could be reading a bio that could be funny or cool. So you shouldn\'t read my lame bio anymore. You have way better things to do than read this bio. Like reading a bio that is cool or funny. So stop reading my bio right now. Thanks. Wait... Your still reading!!! Stop it!! Do not read anymore!!

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Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML


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On 09/23/2010 at 7:01am - misc - by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML


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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

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