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GxReaperGx
  • Town/Country : Your Bathtub, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 31
  • Number of comments : 2
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About GxReaperGx : It's not worth it to just live. It's not worth it to just fight. I'm here to win.

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Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37518) - you deserved it (2968)

On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by LeaveHimAlone (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

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On 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by zamwow (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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