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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 214
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About GxReaperGx : It's not worth it to just live. It's not worth it to just fight. I'm here to win.

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GxReaperGx's favorite FMLs

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36023) - you deserved it (5971)

On 11/26/2014 at 2:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43585) - you deserved it (4099)

On 08/09/2014 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52166) - you deserved it (4739)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked a student to an office on the other side of the school. I'm the kind of person who would rather make conversation than endure awkward silence, so I tried to talk to him. He just stared intently at my chest the whole time. FML

Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39419) - you deserved it (3133)

On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by LeaveHimAlone (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (53459) - you deserved it (7948)

On 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by zamwow (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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